Two Person Umbrella

Outstanding protection from the winter blues - for two!

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This thingy was sold on

Tuesday, 21 March, 2017

and is no longer able to be purchased

This thingy is sold out and no longer available. Sorry if you missed out! We are unsure if/when this will be back.
  • It's genius! A high quality umbrella for two people!
  • Brilliant design gives cover to two people comfortably
  • The mechanism works the same as a normal umbrella; push the button and bingo!
  • It has two stems that work together to make the umbrella open with a large, wide canopy
  • The two tips clip together when not in use - packed down it's the smaller than a golf umbrella
  • Perfect for couples, friends or monkeys doing midnight banana runs in the middle of winter

Product Specifications:

  • High quality two person umbrella
  • Has two stems each with a canopy attached
  • The two stems and joined canopies work together to give full coverage for two people
  • How to use:
    • Undo the velcro latch to release the canopy
    • Unclip the the two umbrella tips by pushing the button
    • Push the button on the handle - the umbrella will open automatically
    • Click the open umbrella in place when at full extension
    • To put away, push the button in the handle and pull the black cord between the posts towards the handle
    • Click the contracted umbrella into place (you will hear the click in the handle when fully contracted)
    • Clip the tips together, place in the carry bag and store for a rainy day
  • Comes with carry bag for easy transportation
  • Colour: Black
  • Weight: 780 grams


12 months from Zazz


This product is expected to leave our warehouse within 3 business days of purchase

Product overview

Agent 86 Maxwell Smart lit up a cigarette and leapt from his little red car, making for the entrance to the headquarters of the super-secretive intelligence agency 'Control'. After passing through the myriad of security doors and dropping through the phone booth floor into the office, Max headed straight to the Chief.

"Hey Chief" called Inspector Gadget Max, puffing on his smoke. "I've got new intel on Control's arch-nemesis, 'Chaos'.

"Easy there Max, let me lower the Cone Of Silence first!" replied the Chief. He looked all over his desk for the button that made the custom-designed soundproof dome descend from the ceiling and insulate the occupants from prying ears, or worse - Chaos listening devices. "And also, Max - about that cigarette..."

"No need for the Cone Of Silence, Chief" interrupted Max. "The quartermaster just got a shipment of these new Two Person Umbrellas from Zazz. With just a press of this button we've got our own mobile Cone Of Silence!"

"But Max, it's not soundproof..?"

"No it is not, Chief. But the Two Person Umbrella from Zazz is the perfect defense against the heinous, dastardly plot that 'Chaos' are about to unleash upon us!" Max took a satisfied draw on his cigarette.

"Oh my God, Max! What are they planning?!?"

"I'll tell you, Chief. 'Chaos' have finally perfected their evil Weatherbomb, capable of saturating a 20 sq mi area, and the Zazz Two Person Umbrella is a great way to double up on rain protection."

"Max, about that cigarette..." the Chief began.
"We're really lucky that Zazz came through with this new thingy, hey Chief!?!"
With that the fire sprinklers sprinkled to life, drenching the 'Control' office and staff alike.
"Max - the office has gone 'Non Smoking'. You can't smoke cigarettes in the office any more!"
"Well, Chief, you really should have said something. Shall I get you a Two Person Umbrella?"
"No, Max, I think I'll just share yours!"
Avoid Chaos, get the Two Person Umbrella from Zazz.
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