Glow in the Dark Beer Pong 6-Pack

Light up the night with your dazzling array of shots

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This thingy was sold on

Saturday, 18 February, 2017

and is no longer able to be purchased

This thingy is sold out and no longer available. Sorry if you missed out! We are unsure if/when this will be back.
  • Table tennis balls that glow in the dark!
  • Not enough light to play? Not a problem with 6 glow in the dark balls!
  • Precisely what you need for a top drawer game of Beer Pong (or other drinking games*)
  • Or a great low cost way to entertain the kids when you...

Product Specifications

  • Table Tennis balls glow in the dark
  • Play in areas with bad light or spice up your game by playing in the dark
  • Great for parties with guests of all ages
  • Looking for some fun? Try playing Beer Pong with these glow in the dark balls (*not that we condone excessive consumption of alcohol)
  • 6 balls per pack
  • Colour: white (in light), soft green when glowing in the dark

Warranty

12 months from Zazz

Shipping

This product is expected to leave our warehouse within 3 business days of purchase

Product overview

Tertiary education being what it is, we as a society are putting far too much trust in a generation of university students who are almost certainly drunk right now. Future doctors, lawyers, engineers - all staying up way too late, sitting far too close to the TV, and consuming excessive amounts of alcohol in the name of beer pong.

Of course, there is an inverse relationship between student's scholastic abilities and their beer pong prowess, so most of the would-be surgeons who master the subtleties of beer pong will never get to hold a scalpel (at least, not legally). And although there are a few drunkards that do manage to cheat the process of natural selection that is university beer pong, they're usually destined for less risky career pursuits such as basket-weaving or politics.

So you can imagine our collective concern when we heard about Tim - one of our customers' kids finishing up their Radioactive Waste Management degree AND competing in the university beer pong Olympics. This kid could drink with the best of them, and then next month he's going to be let loose supervising the collection and storage of spent uranium rods. This guy is gonna have radiation sickness and think it's just a hangover. Run to the hills!

But just when the Zazz office was about to pack up and head for the bunker, our customer mentioned that his son only ever used Zazz's Glow in the Dark Table Tennis Balls when playing beer pong. The iridescence of the Zazz pong balls made them a safe substitute for hazardous radioactive waste, meaning Tim could safely practice dealing with scattered nuclear waste in low-light environments!

We all breathed a sigh of relief. Thanks to Glow in the Dark Table Tennis Balls, Tim will be out there expertly and safely cleaning up all of the radioactive waste created by university dropouts who didn't know about Zazz's Glow in the Dark Table Tennis Balls, and subsequently failed uni. What a kick in the...

...Glow in the Dark Table Tennis Balls!

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